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harry potter | text posts

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Yofo (you only fly once)
Icarus probably
(via life-of-a-latin-student)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

jo-robsbanks:

Liberals are like “it’s fine if you want every child in public school to recite a nationalist oath in unison while facing the country’s flag every day but don’t put ‘under God’ in it that’s fucked up”

imonthemycroftdiet:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus saying “I’m a werewolf” and getting shunned by society

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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