See cats can do tricks too.
These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever
A HOUSE CAN WIN BEST FINDERS
best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
|—||Isaac Asimov (via counterbalancing)|
"That guy’s got swag," said the officer, looking down at the jolly man camped by a billabong under the shade of the coolabah tree
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar